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if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her

shend locathion ill be thhere

Hhiiiii. Yyou 5aid you have an awful per5onality, right?

i didnth shay ith buth if ith fithsh ith fithshs

wthf

>Any}o{ne else want an indig}o{ t}o{ step }o{n them? Just me? Great.<

/<3<

whathh? i didnth shay anythhing thhathsh noth thrue

fuck me dudesh fr

idfc im pished rn withh highbloodsh

alsho wtf can you noth be poshthing my pershonal hive bushinesh on your blog???

@apoplecticalgorithm asks:

sho whath happensh if shomeone ushesh a bucketh for non-pail reashonsh and thheresh another bodily fluid in ith? will thhe dronesh thake it by accidenth?

A... Aestûs ؍ءړᴝ

Jûst... Don't give them the barf bûckets ؍ءړᴝ

I tell yoû this every time yoû ask ؍ءړᴝ

If yoû forget which is which, I can help yoû paint them different colors or something ؍ءړᴝ

Here is the part where I joke aboût your cool tone fixation ؍ءړᴝ

Yoû can jûst text me if yoû have qûestions-- This is also fine of coûrse-- Jûst to clarify ؍ءړᴝ

can you call me shlursh

babe are you being cashtheishth againshth bronzesh

- @apoplecticalgorithm

Nno. Bbut even if I wa5 it wouldn't be because I'm actually ca5ti5t. Ii 5imply call people 5lur5 becau5e it'5 the mo5t effective method to incite emotion. Wwith how 5egregated our 5ociety i5, two out of three troll5 feel 5ome 5ort of inten5e pride or inten5e 5hame for the color of their blood, all I'm doing i5 being an opprtuni5t.

are you for fucking REAL, oomani

@aspersionarchivist hey.

who's your culler, man. do they know you have a grumblr who lets you on this fucking scythe

i donth have a culler lmao

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its fina//y the best time of the sweep i am thriving i am in my element

its gonna be my first unha//oweddawn since i came out which feels special to me too

i need to start preparing

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