My Plan For 2025 Is To Do Things

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

charged guilty with the crime of wanting

You're either slutting with me or slutting against me.

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

watching my husband and his daughter and her girlfriend get sentenced to death and shaking my head the entire time so they know i think its wrong

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

yessssssss submitted something.

what a rush. I should take a three hour break to reward myself

Woke up from an accidental nap and I can remember that I had some sort of epiphany during the dream but can't remember what the fuck it was. Frustrating

i'm hot and maladjusted it's literally fine