They Should Invent Activities For Sleepy People With No Energy

It's actually extremely unfair that there are no toasters allowed in my dorm because being sick means instead of being able to have toast, all I could gather for myself was warmed buttered bread. And like it wasn't bad, but it certainly wasn't toast.

Just got a DVD player for my laptop! I'm gonna check out so many DVDs from my university's library

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

I've been worried ever since I was born

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

a reason to live ✔️

yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You

Yesssss

The Intrepid Heroes return for a new season of Dimension 20, arriving on Dropout starting June 4th!

Prepare to go upward, skyward - nay, Cloudward Ho! ☁️

ice cold lemonade with your steaming hot steak