P03 propaganda:
"Got that rizz, also possibly trans"
"He's mean, he's rude, a fucking asshole and doesn't even notice those traits are fully human and keeps doing it. He's a scrimblo, a tsundere with a PC head. Constantly dehumanized by his equals, but "of course it would be dehumanized, it's a robot, right?". WRONG. FUCKING WRONG. GOD DAMN IT."
"Jackass with a really cool evil plan reveal. also he got turned into a stoat and stoats are cute"
"Initially met as the Stoat, P03 quickly becomes the player’s reluctant ally… until they manage to break free of Leshy’s death-addled card game. From there, it becomes more than clear that P03 has its own agenda: a game of its own design to continue the infinite feud between itself and its fellow Scrybes (and to upload the game to the internet so its reign over Inscryption can continue ad Infinitum—never mind the dark secrets that lurk beneath the cartridge). He claims to only be interested in game mechanics, criticizing the others for their focus on aesthetics and cohesion, but he also includes cowboy characters with elaborate backstories in his game for no reason… so he’s just as full of shit as the other Scrybes."
"hes just a guy. mean mean man who is so real (robot). hes also gay and divorced and spiteful and my grandpa. yea"
"absolute loser. sad wet cat of a robot. he thinks he's the stuff but I could throw a cup of water at him and he would scream and also probably cry. also got turned into a stoat once what a nerd."
some of the various quick doodles i spit out while in vc with friends
I shouldn’t be asking these questions, but the answers are worth it
Does he stay afloat even when he's sleeping or relaxing?
I am very much in favor of the headcanon that the Scrybes’ animal forms weren’t chosen by Leshy, meaning that P03 has like, the spiritual essence of a stoat within him at all times and always has, like it’s his Inscryption zodiac sign or something
P03 <3
Him,,,
“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him
How about you play cards with the wizard since you're not doing anything otherwise?
Whenever he's about to be beaten he pulls out that card. This was a mistake.
haunted evil pumpkin that steals all your pepsi and calls you a bitch
I laughed so hard my ribs hurt