Ariibees - Whoops Here We Go

Parting words

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it

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ok it's been 2.5 years since i moved to washington state and i still barely can find apple butter why is it so HARD. like it can't be THAT uncommon, can it???

it's giving princess celestia

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

"You, however, are maidenless" "Well yeah obviously, I'm gay"

Anyways the cool thing about being an artist is that you can make stuff like this and nobody can stop you

1/3 of the guys in my networking class are named Ethan or Ryan

by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”

Based on a conversation about the shellphone I had a few weeks back