Wheatley's Character Is So Fucking Funny. Like If You Look At His Character As A Whole, All The Comments

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

The original joke was pointing out that Victor Frankenstein dies at the end so maybe jot that down and don’t talk about wanting to be like him when you have two people actively plotting your murder but I think there are maybe more reasons why Frankenstein isn’t a good role model

Anyways yeah I was just thinking about Wheatley’s ranting about literature and then this happened

Aperture is a place of science

[ID: a four picture comic of Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde and Ethan Griffin (the invisible man).

1: Jekyll is glaring off screen (at Griffin), his hand reaching up to his glasses. he is yelling half of a sentence, "YOU".

2: Jekyll is now Hyde, implying a quick transformation. his head is raised, and he is snarling. his glasses are in his hand, and he finishes yelling "SHIT!", ultimately calling griffin a shit.

3: Griffin looks unbothered, holding up a peace sign and smirking, slightly sticking his tongue out. an arrow is pointing at him that says "in trouble", and small text shows that he says "lol bye."

4: a series a small lines outlining where griffin used to be, labeled "POOF", as he has turned invisible./End ID]

i know their transformations aren't instantaneous but it would be funny if they were

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

Posting some more art fight attacks now that the event is over! Not all of the ones I did, but some of my favorites :) Character credits under the cut.

Top to bottom, left to right:

Velos | LonerEevee (Tumblr, Artfight)

Fein | Yampie (Tumblr, Artfight)

Horntail | RandomObject (Artfight)

Ansel | Kaiiquz (Tumblr, Artfight)

Zenaku Jintao | Shadowflux (Artfight)

💙 it’s been a long time. how have you been? 🧡

I genuinely have no idea what’s actually in the new Terraria update. Like I read the patch notes on Steam and some articles online about it and looked at the wiki page for it and yet every 5 minutes I hear about some random new thing that got added and when I look it up it’s 100% real. Y’all could just start saying whatever and I wouldn’t know the difference.

A character reference I made for a good friend for her PC in my latest D&D campaign in which the players are attempting to survive in the remains of a post-apocalyptic world. This was a very open-ended reference, as my directions amounted to a very simple sketch (showing a girl in a dress with long hair and side-swept bangs). I was also told that she likes cotton candy, is an air genasi, is a monk, and has a warm color scheme -- so this is what I came up with.

Introducing Oriana, or Ori! Originally a human, she was a monk and a scholar (with a suppressed cotton candy enthusiast urge on the side). Altogether, I designed her as a funky combination of Ms. Frizzle and Aang (from ATLA) on the body of an air genasi. I added in components of the original sketch created along with some objects fitting her personality -- books, glasses, park ranger shoes, and of course, cotton candy.

Saw @aspidateasteism‘s post about university-time Victor carrying around an orange as a snack and my brain immediately jumped to the lemon bit from MBMBaM.

Heads up that the Purity Town comic blog is currently shadowbanned; on top of posts not appearing in tags/search I can't access the inbox or chat. Not sure what caused it, but I sent in a support request so hopefully it'll be resolved soon enough!