Frosted Cookie Doves ✨🕊️🍪💖

The most specific drama occurring in my area is that while most people were out of town for the holidays one apartment complex that had been touting supposed upcoming appliance upgrades (even in advertisements to get people to live there/justify rent increases) went into a bunch of the apartments and replaced their (slightly old, but perfectly fine) full-sized fridge with a mini fridge. For apartments with 4+ people in them. And like I’d be pissed as hell if that happened to me but from an outside perspective it’s so funny, imagine coming back from vacation to find that someone made off with your fridge and installed a teeny tiny one in its place

This next test involves the Aperture Science Pain-Limited Insufferable New Killing Obstacle. Or "PLINKO" for short. Originally designed for equines, we have now repurposed it for human testing. Good luck.

I don’t see it brought up very often, but in-game NPCs each have emojis that they favor and will use in certain situations. Guide and the Arms Dealer specifically use fighting emojis with each other, even if they don’t mind being neighbors. (The Arms Dealer outright admitting that he knows about the voodoo doll and would like to shoot it supports this, but it’s fun to talk about the emojis.)

Anywho. Guide’s aura makes him an immediate target of suspicion. The Arms Dealer isn’t 100% sure what’s up, but he doesn’t like it.

i just think it would be funny if @ariibees and i’s guides and arms dealers met each other

When you’ve accidentally fallen in love with a fish

>Implying Wheatley deserves the bare minimum of respect 🤔

shhh shshshshhh hes dumb and annoying and snobbish and a backstabbing bitch but hes just a little ball. a little circular boy. and i love his insufferable little self <3 😔

but nah youre right he doesnt deserve it /lh

I think I'm really REALLY unwell.... why did I decide to binge watch Arcane s2? I HAVE NO IDEA

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

somehow i’m a walking disaster who still has a god complex