What Do You Mean Incorrect? This Is Every Conversation They've Had Ever.

Ar'alani: How many kids do you have?

Thrawn: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

could you imagine any shit ass naval officer trying to make idle small talk with the wheezing refrigerator of a cyborg haunting the bridge of his ship and the guy is like, talking fondly of naval academy experiences and in a genuine overture the guy casually asks vader what year he graduated his own academy. and not only did vader never so much as look at a military school he also only turned 23 last week

Eli: Basic is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Thrawn: Please stop

Grogu made him wear a cloak because he didn’t want his dad’s armour getting too wet.

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THEM TOMORROW!!

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Crosshair and Tech Twins Headcanon

They're both farsighted. Though Tech uses his goggles for his detail work, and Crosshair uses it to his advantage as a sharpshooter.

Before they earned their names Crosshair was 04 (oh-four) to Tech and Tech was Threesie.

Crosshair and Tech are both equally adept at split second calculations and memorizations. Tech uses them for his flying and Crosshair uses it for trick shots.

Tech is almost as good a shot as Crosshair. Crosshair trained him.

Crosshair can memorize anything if he puts his mind to it, he just doesn't have the patience usually.

When Crosshair chose the Empire, it took Tech weeks for him to speak more than absolutely necessary.

He's more cynical than he was before.

Wrecker and Hunter swore left and right that the two of them had some sort of telepathic link. Tech never believed in it, Crosshair did when Tech was the only one who understood him.

They're the exact same height.

They felt a connection even worlds apart.

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Technically the last character in my camera roll is a DnD NPC but other than that...

Lucien Vanserra...Yeah I'm happy.

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You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you? (tag game)

I got.....Mark Hoffman (oof ouch)!

oh so i am gonna DIE die.

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Who wants to have a Star Wars marathon with me?

And I'm not talking just the movies

Not just the live action

Not just the ones we like

I mean a marathon, all of the movies, TV shows, live action and animated, all of it.

That means the Prequels, The Clone Wars, The Bad Batch, Solo, Kenobi, Andor, the Originals, The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Resistance, and the Sequels. Yes even Visions and Tales of the Jedi. And I have nothing against watching all of the shorts Blips, Forces of Destiny, and Grogu and Dust Bunnies. And yes, before you start to get comfortable even the "vintage" Star Wars Clone Wars, Ewoks, The Battle for Endor, The Faithful Wookie, Caravan of Courage, Droids. Holiday Specials! And to top it all off, we'll watch the Lego Star Wars 😈

Whenever, Wherever - Shakira

Lucky that I love a foreign land for

The lucky fact of your existence

Baby, I would climb the Andes solely

To count the freckles on your body

Never could imagine there were only

Ten million ways to love somebody

Don’t mind me… I’m just appreciating Thrawn’s little freckles

HEIR TO THE EMPIRE GUYS THEY SAID IT THEY FUCKING SAID IT