He Sure Did Put Up With A Lot. The Man Has The Patience Of A Saint.

I promise I'm not a Thurfian apologist. It's just that he's an interesting, dynamic character and I desperately want Thrawn to be accepted by his people.

Eli Vanto (reciting his script): I have been sent to warn you of the oncoming storm. The death of the Acendancy. The great evil that is coming your way. I come as a sign of good faith, I come at the bidding of Grand Admiral Mitth'raw'nuruodo. For proof I have his most prized journal.

Thurfian: ...you smell funny.

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Thrawn: Can I shoot them?

His handlers: Not in public.

thrawn + politics = chaos (reference fully intended)

sooo i’m really making a quotes masterpost of thrawn’s political incompetence aren’t i. timothy zahn was like “i need to make sure the reader knows how politically inept thrawn is AT ALL TIMES” and it’s so delightful that i ain’t even mad. (and to be fair, it’s really fucking relatable.)

thanks to the ascendancy novels we know that not only imperial politics are a problem for him, but it’s always been … an issue, even in the ascendancy. so we’re doing this thing full on chronologically, beginning with the memories sections in chaos rising. buckle up kids because it’s going to be a LONG ride.

i’m mostly making this post for reference so feel free to skip to the parts that interest you—there are headings for every novel—because i honestly can’t imagine someone wants to read ALL THAT (and that’s probably not even all of it because i’m sure i missed some moments). sjdgdg enjoy!!!

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In this moment I live for an Obi-Wan and Maul friendship.

Imagine them as Padawans, both quick to anger and learning how to control their more violent urges.

Imagine Maul as Mace Windu's Padawan and Obi-Wan was Qui-Gon Jinn's.

Imagine Obi-Wan being 3 years Maul's senior.

Imagine Maul's slight distrust of of Obi-Wan due to Qui-Gon's rocky relationship with the Jedi Code and Mace's steadfast belief in the rules.

Imagine the first time they sparred together.

Imagine them both tossing their lightsabers and resorting to fists.

Imagine them training and meditating with one another to control their anger.

Imagine them becoming friends.

Imagine them years later in the Clone Wars.

Imagine Maul being respectful towards everyone, including his enemies.

But still calling Obi-Wan "rat-boy."

Imagine them both as Jedi Masters.

Imagine Maul teasing Obi-Wan about Satine.

Imagine Obi-Wan trying to set Maul up with Ventress.

Imagine them sparring as adults.

Imagine them throwing away their lightsabers and resorting to fists.

Imagine Obi-Wan pulling on Maul's horns.

Imagine Maul wishing Obi-Wan still had long hair to pull back.

Live action Thrawn got me kicking my feet, giggling, and twirling my hair wtf

Wait...

The "Come here" whith his finger is replaying in my mind 😩 Do you think he would let me sit on his lap ? I could hug him while he works and whisper sweet nothing into his ear.

I think he would be a very bossy lover, but would he be overly dominant ? I am not so sure

I'm imagining being tucked underneath his chin, so I'm going to say yes. Also sitting at the base of his chair while he works is probably commonplace.

He wouldn't be overly dominant, he probably likes letting go every once in a while. Create a safe place for him where he doesn't have to be the Patriarch, he can just be Thurfian. But make no mistake, I don't think he'll ever let you top him, he can't give up that much control.

I was talking about Prime and as I mentioned the books by Alexander Irvine 😊

Everyone: "What if Megatron and Optimus Prime were bitter exes! Haha haha hahaha"

Me *having read the books by Irvine": They...they are. They literally are.

They were leading a revolution with together, theywent on dates through the Pits and Iacon, and it got to the point that they couldn't differentiate whose ideas were whose anymore. And they only fell apart because Megatron is easily jealous...and not the one with the brains in this relationship, okay.

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Thank you @ele-millennial-weirdo we're nearly the same height!

These are based on headcanon heights, I couldn't decide on who to include!

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Size comparison of my blorbos + me. Feel free to jump in~

yes thrawn is one of the most complex antagonists and baddest big bad in the star wars universe and his return poses the largest threat to the new republic since its formation

but also... thrawn 🥰