This Thing Broke Into My House And Stole All My Shrimp

My brain at 3 AM: 'Hey, wanna go outside and run barefoot in the dark?'"

Extremely rushed but I had a vision

"I should be in a tree right now" i say to myself despite knowing fully that i fucking suck at climbing.

Hello

Oh don't test me, Friend. I can hold grudges for years. They call me the grudge holder

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

otherkin haters are stupid man.

"omg u still have a human body tho!1!!!1!!" stop looking in my freezer

Gay 4 - Dropwigs

Jump of the Dropping Wigs

Based of this thing