How Dare You…….. Make A Dog Write A Long Essay…… How Am I Even Supposed To Do That….. With

woah mama means family

"It's wrong to call yourself an alien you're autistic!!" WRONG. SUPER GAY AUTISTIC ALIENS FROM SPACE POWERS GO!!!!!!!!!!! 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸

*screams into the abyss and adds a new kin to The List*

I am VERY shifty today :( the dog is not having fun. the dog would like to not be at school and instead nap time and play balls :(((((

Ariral mishaps

If you interrupt a knitter while they’re counting stitches you will be greeted with LOUDER COUNTING

The orbs plague me

me: nobody will ever be able to tell i'm not human. i am a master of stealth... my walk is that of a person...... yessss....

also me:

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.