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Therianthropy is so funny. Who let this creature into the house. Why is he making pasta

I love that i shed like a dog

My hair is EVERYWHERE

Argemia !

Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

Tw: mild vent/rant/species dysphoria

I hate humans so fucking much.

With their grimy hands, their desire for money, their unfeeling cruelty, their delicate egos, their fragile lives, their fucking perceptiveness.

I hate them, the way the kill, they hate, they hurt. They care, they live, they feel.

But fuck, I love them, but they should not see me. They should not care. They should be oblivious, and messy, and lonely, and kind, and separate.

Not right here, right next to me.

I'm a watcher. I'm not their family, not their friend. I care from a distance, but they are so determined to look for me, and I cannot stop them.

I don't know how to feel about that.

My daily schedule according to anti-kin mfs

3am: get up to aggressively bark and howl at the moon for 2 hours, waking all of my neighbors up in the process

6am: make myself a well rounded breakfast consisting exclusively of raw deer meat

6:30am: scream and cry for half an hour because my mom is forcing me to go to school and wolves CLEARLY do not go to school. my life is hell

7am: throw all of my deodorant in the trash because it blocks my natural 💫 𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓇ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓃ℯ𝓈💫

8am: arrive at school wearing my fav buttplug tail and galaxy wolf shirt

8:30am: have a vague memory of having graduated high school already, but that cant be true because no therian is older than 16 so here i am

9am: yell at my classmates for calling me a human and tell them that they're being therianphobic, and that im going to cancel them on twitter and make sure they never get jobs

9:30am: enter psychosis

10am: angrily email the school board for the 8th time this week because they won't put litter boxes in the bathrooms for me which is therianphobic oppression

10:30am: sit alone in a corner and growl/hiss at any humans who get too close to me

11am: enter psychosis

12pm: single handedly regress the trans rights movement by 10 years

1:30pm: refuse to sit in a chair for class and instead perch up on a desk. teacher threatens to kick me out, tragically i am forced to comply

2:30pm: cast a spell on one of my religious classmates as i leave school using my evil devil anti-human anti-christian magic

3pm: more raw deer meat omnomnomnom

5pm: enter psychosis

5:30pm: burn a picture of charles darwin in my trashcan because i hate all of that therianphonic science and biology nonsense. you can't tell me what to do CHARLES

6pm: enter psychosis

7pm: enter psychosis

8pm: i curl up in my nest of roadkill bones and sheets that haven't been washed in 3 months and gently fall asleep <3

in times like these at least i have the character

i should be able to curl around a human and drape a heavy wing over them and make all kinds of chittering and cooing and chirping noises tbh

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