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hades, a game with beautiful wholesome canon ships and metric tonnes of content for them: exists
me: veers so hard and fast into thesezag i have whiplash
what kind of drunk i think each of the fnv companions/honorary companions get
Boone: sad drunk. he drinks like once a year and when he does he has one beer and starts feeling like a mitski song. he always leaves the function/bar/club/etc to go stand in the yard and stare pensively up into the night sky.
arcade: horny drunk. mr "overt flirtation will get you anywhere," actually drinks fairly frequently but only really gets drunk once every few months. absolutely the worlds worst flirt and he knows it, his strategy is just to tousle his hair a little, lounge on surfaces in a slutty white button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and wait for someone to come make out with him. it always works.
benny: also horny drunk, but in an obnoxious, over the top way. terrible flirt but earnestly tries his best. lives for drunk cigs and is usually the guy to go over and make out with arcade.
Cass: we already see this is game but crabby drunk who just kinda wants to sit alone in a silent room with her whiskey like an alcoholic white dad in his office on a weeknight.
Lily: sleepy drunk but she doesnt drink around the grandkids, she thinks it'll be a bad influence on them
Raul: chill drunk. he's pretty much the same but more tired and more jokey
Vulpes: "im not drunk," drunk. thinks he has the alcohol tolerance of a bull but actually has the tolerance of a waifish goat. spends the entire night confidently slurring out the phrase "i'm not even that drunk,", shit talking every single person at the function (to their face and behind their back), starting petty drama, and listening in on other people's conversations. All star flip cup champion. always throws up in the yard and finds a way to blame in on "being sickened by the profligate's behavior," rather than alcohol poisonig. thinks that anything he did during a blackout doesnt count because he doesnt remember it, therefore it didn't happen.
Veronica: supportive drunk: Veronica's the girl who sits in the club bathroom and cries with you while you tell her your traumatic backstory. usually the one to talk down boone and make sure Vulpes got home safe.
ulysses: infodump drunk/sad drunk. self explanatory.
rex: no
ede: NO
The silly
(Ghirahim is very epic and he has been on my mind, so have a silly :P)
Vulpes my belove- beloathed. Vulpes my beloathed.
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Filming people without their consent is a massive issue of not only privacy but ableism that's been going on for many years.
It started out with filming more visibly disabled people, like high support needs autistic people having meltdowns in public and (especially fat) disabled people literally just using mobility aids, but once that was deemed less acceptable it moved to other things. Filming people acting "weird" in public. Eating weird foods. Falling asleep in weird places. Wearing weird things. Stimming. You get the idea. It's no longer safe to be visibly weird in public and that's an issue for a lot of disabled people. I recently had to lay down on the floor of a department store because I had an ME crash while out shopping. Not only did I have to worry about the normal things like people coming up to ask me if I'm ok, I also had to worry about some video of me at my lowest point, when I'm suffering immensely, being shared around as "haha look at this weird bitch on the floor". It's upsetting. It's scary.
And then there's fakeclaiming. A fun trend where people will film us in public to "prove" there's some kind of huge epidemic of people faking disability. Spoiler alert: there is not. Most of the time the people they film are real disabled people who don't fit into the expected mold for disability, usually service dog teams or people who use mobility aids who don't "look sick". And you would think this trend would be some kind of abled nonsense, but it's not. It's often other disabled people doing the fakeclaiming. Yes, there are some times when it's obvious a service dog isn't trained properly, but other than that, it's damn near impossible to tell if someone is faking a disability, and you're much more likely to target a disabled person than a faker. I'd love to say this trend was new, but it's been going on since the days of "the people of walmart" where many of the people posted were fat mobility aid users, always with the assumption that they used it because they were too fat or lazy to move on their own. In fact, the image of a fat person in a mobility cart has become almost synonymous with "lazy". It's one of the things that drove me to get my own expensive power wheelchair, to avoid the judgmental stares in the grocery store when I was just trying to exist, to avoid the fear of public shame. Even now when I stand up from my chair to walk to the bathroom stall or reach something on a high shelf, I watch the corners of my vision for that telltale phone in the air. I feel like I'm never safe from the judgemental eye of the internet, even when I'm logged off, and I'm sure I'm not the only person who feels that way.
Tik Tok, YouTube, Instagram, these places are all great for disabled people, especially those of us without access to the outside world. But it's also become a source of great anxiety for anyone who's uncontrollably "weird", mostly disabled people. Leave us alone, I'm begging you, we just want to go to the fucking grocery store in peace and safety.
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Stop filming people for "acting weird" or "faking a disability" in public. It's ableist, it's invasive, it's creepy, and it's humiliating. People don't exist in public for your amusement and especially not disabled people. You don't know who is disabled and who isn't no matter how many disabled people you've known or how sure you are that the person is faking.
WIP drawing of flynn concept, can't wait to make a few comics w the characters eventually :)
Theres this one animation and the end depicts Jack in front of the Bunny Farm game and Felix freaks out; I love the idea of Jack lowkey haunting Felixs ass- Im pretty sure Felix knows Jacks ghost is at unrest one way or another (see: hes most likely the shadow person who saw Bon kill Rose to some extent, if not Felix then its Sophie.)
Ive seen people speculate that maybe Felix killed Jack, but I dont think Felix has the balls to do that on purpose. Maybe he pushed Jack down the well if they were fighting? Maybe Sophie was there and saw? (bc Ive also seen people imply Felix is the one giving Sophie the pills but I aint sure ab that; if he is and she Did see Jack die (by Felix’s hands?) I could see why he would encourage her to take them though) Given that the well was prominent she probably does know more ab whatever happened to Jack but cant remember yet
Not to mention Felix locked up the fucking animatronics (In the same forest he buried Molly and Ed in by the way.) after 3 people (Jack, Rose, and Susan) went missing (not even counting Ed and Molly)- Susan also mentioned Felix opened the restaurant only weeks after Jack went missing.) so he was well aware that things were dangerous obviously, is probably aware its Jack, and is consumed by guilt because this is all his fault that people are going missing and dying
Also wanna take this time to point out that Cyberfun Tech or whatever its called, the company who made the animatronics, is probably involved more than we’re shown
So I was rewatching the Walten Files and came to a few different conclusions. Everyone in the fandom seems to think Bon is Jack, form what I see, but it wasnt clicking to me. After all, Bon killed Rosie, and it wouldnt make sense for Jack to kill his wife if he loved her- I get the whole “Jack lost it after losing his kids” but something really just wasnt clicking for me, so I did some deducting.
For a bit I assumed Jack was actually ShowBear for the above reason plus; He guided Sophie towards the truth, he seems much more of a “passive” presence, and idk he kinda fucking looks like Jack:
Like. Same fucking face shape and everything; if this was the case I assumed that maybe Bon was someone we havent met yet who was involved with Jack and Felix in some way.
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who let peepaw have access to the internet 🤣🤣🤣
While we're dunking on callout posts (good) I would especially like to dunk on the kind of callout posts that are like:
"<OP> is a <particular kind of bigot> here's our 20 page google doc of proof":
Irrelevant information
Irrelevant information
A completely innocuous joke that the OP made which is only bigoted if you approach it with the worst faith possible
A ton of screencaps that provide nothing except to pad the google doc
Screencaps of someone else just randomly having their own beef with OP that they're airing publicly for literally no reason
Evidence that seems to suggest OP might be a member of the minority identity they're supposedly bigoted against
Evidence that OP likes a television series that tumblr currently hates
Evidence that OP likes something which, if you jump through a professional-dog-show number of hoops, can be linked to something bigoted
An out-of-context blurb which is probably what started all the drama and again only looks bad if you read it with intentionally bad faith
A passing reference to the fact that OP has profusely apologized but that's evidence that they're bad according to the callout post
Discord screenshots of someone who's clearly the aggressor interacting with OP trying to make them admit something
Evidence that OP is maybe just a little bit annoying, as if that's a crime on the Cringe Website
And then all the notes on the post are like "#omg I had no idea" "#blocking them #stay safe everyone" or "#god I always knew they were weird"
Next time I see that I'm taking someone's teeth.
Lisa Frankenstein is at 50% with critics on rotten tomatoes and 85% viewers, proving yet again that you should not try to make everything for everyone. If you make something with a specific audience in mind, they will find it and they will love you for it