Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
I come back to tumblr for 4 seconds and 4chan is dead? What happened!?
The last time i was here, it was stabby ceasar day (last year, not this year), and my entire feed was just "L Caesar got stabbed"
I love you tumblr dont ever change
Got my period on the ides of march. Et tu, vagina?
I think all men and trans men should take a class about toxic masculinity and how to prevent doing/being it because even if you make fun of it and tell yourself your not gunna be toxically masculine, You Just Might Catch Yourself Doing It. (From personal experience. Unlearning is hard)
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
As the glass grows colder
As the days grow older
The honey will crystalize
As does blood in genodicde
Wait why are we boycotting captain america and the last of us? I know why we're boycotting hp but why those two? /genq
Can't even boycott the last of us, can't even boycott captain america, SOME OF YOU CAN'T EVEN QUIT HARRY POTTER. And then you refuse to read some classic from a guy who's not even around to do any harm because "all the classics were written by white heterosexual men" WHICH IS NOT EVEN TRUE
One day, ill be grown
And ill be on my own
One day, ill stand there
Infront of warm air
A lovely little window
Oak, pinecone, willow
They will sway and sing
With all the might of spring
One day ill be grown
And i wont be alone
Ill sit with you
And sip warm brew
Hand in hand
Nothing in the land
Would be lovelier
"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah