17 - Traditional artist - I don't post much art but I will get around to doing so sometime :)
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HANNNDDDDDSS
I'd say this describes it pretty well
Nah why is that so cool
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fr (I've never been in an art museum)
I don't got partner :{
have this mountdew wip huehue
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me
I am willing to take someones pickles. wait paus-
The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:
Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:
This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.
He has a wife and kids.
He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.
He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."
The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:
Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.
One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.
One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.
One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.
Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.
He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.
This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:
1. Be nice to each other
2. Help each other
3. Go fuck yourself
(Literally and figuratively)
Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".
Look at how much fun he's having, dude.
It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.
hmm.. cromch.
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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Copia’s funky little “heh” noises. Reblog if you agree
B A L D🫵🫵
BALD
Why has no one realized they could make Papa ocs? I mean if the Emeritus line/name has been papa for many, many years… decades, centuries? why has nobody thought about this??
My mom makes me want to bash my head in with a hammer lmao
Hamd hold :]
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
dhwaksdjwhaku Rain is so-
it’s my birthday so please feast on Rain not watching where he’s going during watcher in the sky (ironic)
these months are the shit
this is so me. yes
served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images
didn’t realize it would be like this 🥴
Frfr 100%. I too, am a sax player and retired or used to be a clarinet player
Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…
and they called it puppy love /j fr love dont need sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
I've never seen this duck before but fuck I need it
If you don't get what this is referencing, I'm sorry but we can't be friends /j
"A moment in time to reconcile Came a little too late, and now it’s gone A moment in history Produced by the broken and thrown away"
"And I’m already here For you to see, for you to see, to see you I’ve always been here For you to see, for you to see, to see you"
yes, silly little fella. I may not have Autism but I do have ADHD, so uh. sir makes my brain go brrrr
Them: You’re simping for a puppet
Me: *sobbing* He’s just a silly little guy….