*cups Ao3 Author's Face In My Hands Gently* Please. You Are The Only One Who Understands The Blorbos

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

me while writing: ah yes, this character should do this, it feels so natural with what they're saying

me while editing: why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES IN THIS CHAPTER

war never changes

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

Grades are important

Grades are importan

Grades are importa

Grades are import

Grades are impor

Grades are impo

Grades are imp

Grades are im

Grades are i

Grades are

Grades ar

Grades a

Grades

Grade

Grad

Gra

Gr

G

Ga

Gay

Gay f

Gay fa

Gay fan

Gay fanf

Gay fanfic

Gay fanfiction

happy friday to aromantics Only

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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