Why Am I Only Now Realising That When Allos Say “lonely” They Really Mean “single”

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

It’s always “shipping discourse is ruining the community” and never “aspec erasure has increased to the point there’s not even one character they can have”

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I know somebody that found out they’re sensitive to gluten. Like it makes their stomach… not work fast enough. Not use the bathroom for days. Not allergic. Just a bad idea to eat it.

But then one day they started taking a medication that caused the exact opposite effect very badly and they were like I wonder if I started eating gluten again if they would cancel each other out.

And sure enough. They canceled each other out.

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

To anyone who sees this, I hope you have an experience of whimsy today. I hope you see something utterly joyful, silly, and ridiculous, and I hope you see it and smile. I wish that for you today.

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

i love them so much :'D

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