Ashdotjpeg - Ash !

[skates in on a skateboard thats on fire while wearing sunglasses] hello girl. i have adhd inattentive type

And with your help we can make it 100%.

Overly Honest Methods in science.

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

oh man i gotta pee so bad they must have laced this drink with glass of water

These stupid feds don't even know where the US is located 😭

mosque cats x

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

anyone else hope that when they have someone over for the first time they look at all your books and go “wow you have great taste in books this is my favorite” but no one ever does

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