Asheatsspiders - Ash !!

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

omg that’s so fun!!

hello fellow falsettos/other musical fans!!

i have an upcoming audition for jason from falsettos, and i need help finding an audition song. preferably something by william finn, but anything works!

If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

hitting and smacking you moodboard

you know what day it is……….

guys hear me out.. christian borle as sweeney todd

I was at a gas station called "Crazy Jack's Discount Shit Shack" but all the items were ancient and cursed. Crazy Jack was just some hillbilly guy with and underbite and a straw in his mouth. Had to stop my sister from buying the cursed objects, even though she knew the were all horribly cursed.