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people might think i’m very dyke-ish??? i make a big stink when i must?? but goddamn?????

guys actually what the fuck

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thinking of this today

Woke filmbro movies

Amerithem Psyqueer

Wokenheimer

Drive you to the gay bar

The gay knight

The matrix

Fight club

Bifellas

Yuri fiction

The bear or Wall Street

Leon: the drag queen

Mad Max: fury pronouns

They thing

The gay knight tops

all filmbro movies are actually about women and gay people

i will always fail to understand how THIS became the incel holy grail. fight club is so incredibly fruity bro 😭😭

WTF I YHOIGHT THE THING ABT THEM MEETING ON A NUDE BEACH WAS A HEADCANNON?? LMAO

I LOVE GOING TO A PERFORMING ARTS SCHOOL OH MY GODDD

GUYS I GOT TO WATCH A MINI PERFORMANCE OF PANDEMONIUM OH MY GOD

GUYS I GOT TO WATCH A MINI PERFORMANCE OF PANDEMONIUM OH MY GOD

my partner and I had an "you just want me to cook for you and fuck and don't pay enough attention to me" argument so I suggested to watch some musical together

but I didn't think about falsettos not being a great choice for that.

girl i don’t even celebrate thanksgiving and i’m still quoting that susan blackwell dinner

Thinking about in trousers again. GOD the soundtrack goes SO HARD

people might think i’m very dyke-ish??? i make a big stink when i must?? but goddamn?????

someone please have a really long conversation with me and analyze the visual metaphors in falsettos/in trousers 🤞🤞

Thinking about how the lyric “Learning love is not a crime” from Falsettoland/It’s About Time has a double meaning.

It means Marvin accepting his sexuality: learning that the way he loves men is not wrong within itself. That’s something he struggled with for the whole trilogy up until this point.

I also think it means that learning how to love isn’t a bad thing either. Marvin is in his 30s or 40s, and he’s only starting to have stable and mostly healthy relationships during Falsettos Act 2. It shows that learning how to love healthily can start at any age.

God I love Marvin’s development.

I think Donnie Darko should’ve just smoked some weed.

marvin is autistic prove me wrong.

sad guitar men save me

falsettos is wild because it will make you feel every emotion there is on the spectrum of human emotions but then also there is a song where they go LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE and it's a goddamn banger and that song shows you how the main character is shaped by sexism and gender roles and internalized homophobia and how his lover is trying to slap some sense into him and how his ex wife doesn't understand him leaving her because she did everything "right" according to gender roles and that it's his fault for not appreciating her enough meanwhile her psychiatrist is in love with her and trying to make her see that Marvin leaving her was actually a good thing "be grateful that it's come to a stop" like what musical does it like falsettos. late for dinner late again

i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later

we need to gatekeep falsettos from hazbin hotel fans

REALEST STATEMENT !! every character playlist is a copy paste of the last one. i make my own atp because y’all cannot make character playlist that make sense. i have to perfectly analyze each lyric of each song before considering it.

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

as a society we need to return to the time honored tradition of creating collages on corkboards of our favorite pookie pies just like a teen girl in an early 2000s movie 🙏🙏

I'll go first 🤗

what more can i say

hottest thing someone can do is analyze falsettos

now I know how morrissey, Joan of arc, Vincent Van Gogh, Sylvia Plath, Lana Del Rey, Kurt Cobain, Patrick Bateman, Jennifer Check, Dandy Mott, Marylyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith, Donnie Darko, Tate Langdon, felt

the lobotomy was a failure. tgey trued to scoop that thang out and it bit them cause it lovesme too much to leave

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

What a year this week has been.