Would U Like A Him In These Trying Times

[Image ID: An edited image set of a Chris Fleming joke. Image 1: Fleming, labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “He looked at my character sheet and said...” Image 2: A grocery worker labeled “the GM” looks down at Fleming and says, “Looks like someone’s makin’ yet another self-insert tonight.” Image 3: Fleming, still labeled “trans/queer players,” says, “You don’t know me, asshole.” End ID.]

a superhero on an intergalactic adventure trying desperately to save the world in record time so she can get back to the birthday party her wife is throwing for Jennifer, their adopted 2 year old

Hide and Seek

Dr Clef: No matter how much you resist, you are learning this.

Random guy attending his seminar: I’m scared now.

Dr Clef: Good. You should be.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

SCP 682: Other people are killing things. It’s no longer me. I no longer kill everything. Woo!

wtf?

this posted reversed last time and i don't know why so reupload immediately after