Welcome To The “whoops! I Accidentally Started Got Manipulated Into Starting The Apocalypse!” Club.

Can mutuals message you?

Mutuals can hit me with their car

Alcohol ending explained

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

Chapter 19

I dont really know what to say, erm enjoy the chapter

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spruce eats :3

happy now ??????

you should become a poet

Yea that's it you're getting the brick punishment

you should become a poet

I told you I'm not a good writer-

looks @ you with big ol eyes..... draw a bigb? a littleb? a mediumb? a b? the second letter of the alphabet? perchance?

Big B but DAWG DOODLE!!!

finally, after years of gathering info abt you, i've managed to construct an elaborate venn diagram of your every interest and aspect. felt kinda like the first terminator going through every possibility blindly but i've reached the end of the list. multiple rounds of triangulation to confirm, i've tracked down your exact coordinates as of writing this ask---

8°52'36.0"S 123°23'36.0"W

yeah. that's right. your timbers better be shivering right now. i'm coming for you.

Oh no! my secret bunker in the middle of the pacific ocean!!! 0:

Shiver me timbers!! Its location has been found! D:

I'm shaking in my boots- how have you done this??! It was perfectly disguised!!! No one could've ever found it!! ~^~

The rest of the queers aren't allowed to exclude asexuals anymore; we've got the JK Rowling Seal of Disapproval! It's official, we belong!