Reblog If Its Ok To Spam You With Boops

This man, I- I shouldn't love him but I do and I don't know why! He's just so... Yummy? Yes that is the word. Ultimate Dirk is now officially 'yummy'.

filled with lust for some fucking guy

So I'm thinking of adding art to this. What should I do? An QnA? Or just post random art?

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

I BELIEVE THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND END

OH WELL, I GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT

LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME!

LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE'VE COME!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

today is not my birthday

Happy Kringlefuckmas

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

Softcore Yandere Boyfriend

Yandere! Boyfriend who knows exactly how messed up his thinking is and is trying very, very hard to not give into it. Yes, you would look so good tied up on his bed where you can never ever leave him but it's not a very ethical thing to do, y'know?

Yandere! Boyfriend who's built like an absolute tank of a man. Who has to be extra careful with his strength. He could pick you up and take you anywhere he wanted, but then he'd set a precedent and wouldn't be able to stop hauling you back into his bed.

Yandere! Boyfriend who needs constant reassurance. Who'll sit with his face propped between your legs and ask if you love him, again and again until he's satisfied.

You find it silly that this huge jock of a guy needs to be coddled so much. But Yandere! Boyfriend craves it. He needs reassurance or he might give in to all the toxic urges buried inside him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who spends every second in the gym thinking about your male classmates and all the random cashiers and waiters and drivers who get to lay their eyes on you, who probably go home and think filthy things about you. Yandere! Boyfriend who spends his time in the boxing ring imagining he's pounding all those guys to fucking tripe.

Yandere! Boyfriend who tries to keep his obsessive side happy, just so it doesn't become too demanding. Who allows himself little treats whenever he's had a hard day. Your used panties, a tracker on your car, a bugged teddy bear. Just so he doesn't go stir crazy with obsession.

Yandere! Boyfriend who'll never admit that he stalked you for weeks before introducing himself.

Yandere! Boyfriend who leaves lovebites all over your neck and thighs, even when you complain about how embarrassing it is to go out in public like that. He's marking his territory and he knows it, but he can't stop.

Yandere! Boyfriend who applies to all the schools you apply to, who takes all the same classes you do.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you so much that it frightens even him. Who'll kill you and then himself if you ever try to leave him.

Yandere! Boyfriend who really is the best boyfriend, who drives you to class everyday, who cooks for you, who pitches in and does your laundry. Just ignore that he locks the doors every time you get into his car, that he might sometimes crush a sleeping pill in your dinner just so he can spend more time with you, that he'll inspect all your clothes for traces of other men.

Yandere! Boyfriend who loves you very, very much. Who is trying and failing to be normal about it.

Stanley: Guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨ Stanley: DOOMED I MEAN DOOMED

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!