Astralis-star - Astralis

comic i made based on a vc conversation about "a stoner comedy where they hit buddha with their car"

Nobody doing it like sskk

the life goals of the average American have shifted radically from "buy a house, get married, have kids" to "develop weird rpgmaker game" this is due to our Economy

Other things to consider that im def gonna write more on cause theyre all insane

They have dinosaurs, DINOSAURS, FROM THE BEFORE THE PREHISTORIC TIMES, HOW OLD ARE ELVES AGAIN EXACTLY?

The fact that elves are functionally herbivores keeps me up at night. do they have teeth like us or like horses, is their digestive system the same? do they not have an appendix ?

I feel like elves would have rlly shitty pattern recognition

Fitz mentioned foxfire is the top school and an accomplishment to get into, so why is it if you fail that you get sent straight into functionally exile?? just drop down a school damn

THE FACT THAT EXILE EXISTS???? FOR KIDS?? OK??

Do elves have like.... a culture.... cause I know they have festivals but they don't have elven specific fashion, just old human stuff that seemingly hasn't evolved like our fashion does, they dont have music, no art galleries and museums aren't needed

Do the lost cities have date spots

I think their sky and sun is fake

Do they have seasons??

Kotlc plotholes and theories bc what

There are so many, and I mean SO MANY fucked up lil plot holes in the Kotlc and just things that aren't really considered.

like sure yeah saying Einstein was wrong abt light for the purpose of light leaping was cool and all but ???? then why does it work. We've been to SPACE based off of these silly lil human theories and its certainly worked so wdym humans are stupid for thinking thats how light works. IT DOESNT NO WORK LIKE THAT AT THE VERY LEAST.

another thing, does the general elf population know humans have been to space? do they know about the moon landing?? do the councilors know? I assume the elves in charge of monitoring humans would know but honestly I don't think the would've felt the need to tell the councilors.

i was thinking and i realised kunikida is probably the first person atsushi hugged..like..ever???

bcs hell nobody hugged him in the orphenage i'm pretty sure, and we see his daily life till the day he quit the orphenage and i don't remember him hugging anyone before kunikida

i love this scene with my whole heart♡♡♡

okay in fact he hugs kyoka after the guild arc i think? it's just as cute he really is his big brother T_T

a little computer ouppy and cyber kity for valentine's day :]

love love love sleepovers but hate with so much passion sleeping around people,,,, bc like what if i say or do something embarrassing in my sleep that i have no control over and wont even remember/know ive done and then i have to kill myself,,, what then,,,,

Are you sick of me?

Would you like to be?..

The council is literally so silly. Kenric called Bronte Councillor Grumpypants to his face in a room full of people. girl you are world leaders.

The manager from akiba maid war is one of my favorite characters of all time. No one does it like her. Every other character of her type I've ever seen has been a man and that's so profoundly boring.

She has no skills. she has no shame. she is greedy and always in debt. And she is obscenely confident and proud of herself for all of this.

In a perfect world there would be hundreds of these worthless shameless women, but in ours we have few, and we must treasure them.