Another Funny Thing About Silco’s Parenting: People Have Pointed Out That Jinx Uses A Lot Of Old-timey

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.

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I made a Fyodor version of this story :D

‼️ BSD 121.5 Spoilers ‼️ As soon as I saw this trend, I knew i wanted sskk with it. Keep in mind this is just my interpretation! :)

I apologise to any new accounts i follow for the line of just "liked ur post", "liked ur post", "liked ur post", "liked ur po-

My professor thought me and a friend were dating, because he knew I had a partner but didn't know what she looked like (man is Soo nosy, said with affection). We said no and all that but now I have the urge to orchestrate an entire cheating scandal in front of this professor

Down in the dungeon, where hunger resides 🩸

I wanted to make a dungeon meshi fanart for a while, and man, I love Falin, so here we go

I hope you like it :)

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