I’ve Been Rewatching Bsd And I Cannot Hide It Any Longer…THEY’RE ALL GAY! How The Hell Did I Get

Thinking about the events of S2E7 from Silco's perspective is so fucking funny. Like picture me this:

You're the ambassador to Zaun on the council, Heimerdinger is also on the counsel. He's a stupid old man who has ignored the existence of the undercity for all 300+ years he's been in politics. You Do Not Like Him.

All of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, he takes GREAT interest in Zaun and starts going down there to neglect his counselman duties to play the banjo and hang out with all the scientifically-inclined kids, which unfortunately also means your kids. Now the old man is at your husband's bar every day talking about science with your daughter. There is no escape.

Anyway your life is going pretty well and then three years later, you hear that your daughter's boyfriend is participating in a contest with an invention she (and fucking Heimerdinger??) helped him with. You think cool, all of my kids are in some way involved with this silly science contest, I'll get drunk and go to the before-party to say hi to Ekko.

Ekko immediately looks at you with pure disgust and reminds you of the most traumatic thing that ever happened to you unprompted. What the fuck. Anyways.

Then you're schmoozing around the bar and you hear a fucking bomb go off near your daughter's little clubhouse and see her stumble out with her barely-conscious boyfriend who has no memories of the past two months, and when you ask what happened she just goes "Heimerdinger died"

WHAT

The fact that Ekko went back in time god knows how many times again and again to get jinx to not kill herself only to end up losing her again makes me INSANE

the life goals of the average American have shifted radically from "buy a house, get married, have kids" to "develop weird rpgmaker game" this is due to our Economy

He's eepy

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can't lie Dazai would've lost me after "you're at the airport" like pause can i get some lined paper so i can take some notes at least. "intersecting orthogonally" "sound attenuates rapidly in proportion to the cube of distance instead of the square" i just witnessed several ppl die and i'm 0.3 seconds from crashing out why are u using big words and throwing equations at me

Manager propaganda for the swagless competition!

Do you know Reigen from mob psycho 100? Do you know Tatsumi from zombieland saga? Do you know Kobeni from chainsaw man? all 3 are in this bracket; and she’s like a mix of those 3. In 1 CHARACTER! triple the power!! triple the lack of swag!!!

She is the manager of a maid cafe that’s basically part of the mafia. She’s always in debt and getting toyed with by higher-ups. She has no dignity and the moral backbone of a caramel flan. No one on her team respects her.

(she wasn't even ordered to strip naked she just did it because she has the urge to be as pathetic as humanely possible)

She gives inspiring and confident speeches and then when what she preached fails miserably she turns around and gives the exact opposite speech just as inspiringly and confidently. She canonically says "leave it to me!" and ruins everything. She is this:

but a woman #feminism

(this happens 30 seconds later btw:

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She made a deal to lose in a rigged contest and she couldn’t even manage to lose properly. With her pancreas on the line btw (she's fine). When someone complained about how little food they had (because they have no money) she started talking about "you know, back during the war," and got ignored and talked over immediately. She bought a cake for her employee’s birthday and secretly ate a third of it before the event.

The 1 day she was away, her team turned the mafia hierarchy upside down and rose to the top. Meanwhile she was fishing convincing herself they must be hopeless without her and then hallucinating a fish telling her how useless she is (<- literally had a reigen separation arc) (also when she caught a fish it slapped her face). When she came back and saw the situation she started bragging about how that’s one of her maids.

All of that in less than 12 episodes! Also she has a name apparently? but in the credits she's just listed as 'manager'

We need more cringefail women! Vote for the Manager in @swaglesscompetition 2023!!

yuri in stem

i live to die, and that is all.

‼️ BSD 121.5 Spoilers ‼️ As soon as I saw this trend, I knew i wanted sskk with it. Keep in mind this is just my interpretation! :)