Funniest Orv Scene Maybe Is Jhw Finally Not Having To Work Within The Good/evil Morality Restrictions

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

Moisturize me

“I know, you’re suffering, but you’re not the only one in agony. I also understand the deep sadness of a sunset. Let’s both bear our pain and keep on living. At least keep on living a little while longer, even if for only my sake. There are tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of people who entertain thoughts about wanting to die, who instead decide to hide away and live their lives.”

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Dazai Osamu, “A New Hamlet”

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

#PEAK TELEVISION

me reading the fourth wing:

ok but the orv epilogue grabbing you by the face and going "HEY YOU. YEAH YOU. READING THIS. YOU READING THIS STORY IS CANON TO THIS UNIVERSE. BY READING THIS STORY YOU ARE SAVING THE MAIN CHARACTER. BY LOVING THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU ARE LOVING YOURSELF. BY SAVING HIM YOU ARE SAVING YOURSELF."

Truly the fifth wall break of all time. I'm not sure anything can top that experience. We've peaked as a species.

“I’m beginning a diary of my own. Someone like me, someone who doesn’t open [their] heart to others, needs to talk to [myself] at least.”

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Tanizaki Jun'ichirō, The Key