I Cant Believe He Fuckign Blew Her Up

piplup grain entrapment

top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

Charlie slimecicle (he's creating the most tragic character known to man)

I am not coming out again just so everyone is aware from now on it’s going to be like a scavenger hunt I’m going to hide clues in certain locations of the earth

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

pierre saying fegg (forever egg) like 800 times but it just sounds like fag had fit muting to scream m gonna cry from laughing FSDKJHFSD

pierre called the president a faggot!!! real not clickbait!!!!

clip for all those asking who dont wanna search the reblogs for it

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

Why do they called it a banana when it’s not an banana or nan banana but a a a?

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression