Think I’m Gonna Call It Off,

i hauve a cold

Why do they called it a banana when it’s not an banana or nan banana but a a a?

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

i love alex krycek so much. he literally does nothing. he shows up once a season to be a menace to his ex-employers and get his ass beaten by mulder and scully and then leaves. he also kisses mulder on the cheek for no reason. peak character truly

I’ve only watched 5 eps but. I imagine that Vyncent Sol has a dedicated “grub hunting Tuesday night” and he returns late all covered in dirt and shit, and when Dakota asks him “how were grubs this Tuesday pal?” his eyes get all misty and distant and he doesn’t answer, but when Will asks him the exact same question he replies, “those bitches fought back but I have slain their fucking asses thank you for asking” and deposits 53 vanquished beetles directly into Will’s lap

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

WOOHOO ALL OF EM!! I kept their heights mostly accurate to what the wiki says, though I exaggerated just a little for funsies

Say what you want about charlie slimecicle but that man can rock a monologue. Gillion? Multiple times. Somehow fucking gegg? Incredible, what a specimen.

what if it was all just a dream