Alice: Madness Returns, 2011

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

i finished mha and been brainrotting a bit evidently

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

not appropriate clothing for current season but whatevs

|| Wear the hat, ride the Cowboy ||

Boothill

Synopsis: the good old saying always mentioned with cowboys, how about boothill with the prompt?

Warning - SFW but well suggestive undertone, drinking, slight cussing (censored boothill style),

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You were always a fan of the cyborg, he's a fun guy to be around, so you would never pass a chance to have a quick drink with him would ya?

A nice bar, dimmed lights, a good ol' drink in hand, as boothill tells yet another wild story, that you take with yet another grain of salt because of his love for exaggerating.

"and that motherfudger grabbed the gun, he grabbed the gun! He fudging thought he could shoot me, hah! What a-" he got cut off just as your fingers reached over and grabbed the brim of his hat and transported it onto your head,as it softly touched your hair, covering a bit of your forehead since it is quite bigger than you've expected.

He just chuckled and put down his drink with a cheeky smirk, one of the guys around you, who was clearly wasted, mumbles "hah!...w-wear ....ride cowboy!". You clearly didn't know of the saying and looked at boothill with a confused expression as he just mischievously laughs and tilts the head down over your eyes leaning closer

"oy, haven't you heard of the rule? You wear the hat..." *He flicks the hat off your eyes, staring into them, "you ride the cowboy..." He says, his voice lacing with mischief as he watched your eyes widen and expression change from one to another

He just keeps laughing at you and quickly lifts the hat off your head putting it back on his as he leans in, "you'll get to wear the hat again if you'd like...in other circumstances.. ;)".

A new card of Class A has been revealed for the art expo

Idk what to caption

Hey!! I was wondering if you could do mt lady with a fem student reader (platonically of course!) where the reader is doing a work study with her and mt lady is really worried about if they’ll be able to handle themselves and stuff, but then the reader totally wrecks the villains. I love your blog asfjkskksk

hey :) sorry this took so long lol

D*rk content blogs, do NOT interact with me at all.

Yū Takeyama (Mt Lady) worrying abt her fem work study student (Platonic)

Yū honestly isn’t that interested in actually teaching (she mostly does the hero thing for the fame and money)

Probably picked you out bc you had a cool quirk or you were pretty honestly

Over time during the work study she really realises how hard working and determined you are to become a great hero

Thats really when she stops making you go get her food and starts actually teaching you

That’s also really when she starts seeing you as her student rather than a free maid

On this particular occasion Yū and you were taking a lunch break. Of course she goes straight for a takoyaki stand

As the two of you are sitting down the crowd starts to panic

Yū is understandably nervous during this villain attack. As far as she knows she’s the only pro hero around, and if she uses her quirk here she’ll kill tons of people

She tells you to get everyone away from the villains while she calls someone to come help. Yū doesn’t really wanna admit she doesn’t trust you to take down the villain but she absolutely doesn’t trust you

When she’s giving her location for other heroes to show up and help she notices the crowd circling around something

She just kinda

:o

Ya’know?

She holds the phone back up when the shouting on the other end snaps her out of it and just says “never mind just send a cop car” and hangs up lmfao

Yū’s freaking the hell out. She at least tries to keep it professional until you’re away from the public

(She still takes a little credit for it and takes credit for training you when news stations ask what happened)

For the next work studies you have she reaches out every time, and actually tries to teach you more

She knows damn well you can handle yourself now

what if they ALL were super awesome and were cookies