How Wilbur Got His Name

they gave him highlights, britney waves, a diva lime green coat and they put him in glittery makeup with blood spattered all over his face while he cries and makes terrible jokes all the while daniel in the background pretends he’s dying,, and then he sings like he’s in the rocky horror show????? absolute EPIC serve incoming that will change the course of tv history

where are the puritans. where are the cowboys. where's the hypersexualized revolutionary uniforms. where is the red scare. where's the cointelpro chic. where are the comic book characters bodypaint. where's the midwest states ominous billboards. where is baron von steuben and WHERE the FUCK is lassie

technoblade

Technoblade

To any Europeans reading, please consider sharing this fundraiser with your friends and family.

It's for @bilal-salah0, a 22 year old Palestinian refugee who, while trying to raise funds for his family in Gaza, is facing the possibility of an imminent deportation from Germany. It might happen as early as next week, which is why his fundraiser is so urgent.

I of course encourage everyone who can to share and donate, but I especially think us Europeans, with the current and terrifying uptick in anti-immigration rhetoric and violence, have an extra responsibility of helping Bilal.

For more information on Bilal's current situation, please read this post from one of his friends.

Please read if you are panicking bout the techno thing right now

its okay. it'll be okay. i know its hard to belive know but breathe you may be paniking right now and thats okay i am too but it itll be better. we and techno will overcome it. he is getting treatment and doing what is best for himself. i too have many questions and worries i know you do too but breathe and focus on something maybe hug something you like or cry or something you know that will ground you okay? go hug your parents if they are there talk to friends they will help if u think you have no one reach out to an online friend or me for that matter i dont know how much i can help but i'll listen people will listen just reach out he will get better. now breathe in and out cry all you want it will get better

The Blaze Empress

Imagine you're the leader of this powerful cult surrounding a telepathic egg that expands its vines and followers every day and the one that dares to defy you is a fucking child who never seems to die and his best friend holding his hand, both making fun of you

also a half enderman child vandalizing your posters with bad jokes

a very important thread

if i find out ANY of you motherfuckers ship jonas and alex ill rip out your spine and shove it up your ass