I Know He Wont See This, But Technos Such An Admirable Person. Hes So Genuine And Kind And Good, And

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

I PRETEND I DO NOT SEE IM WACHING RANBOO AND TECHNO CONTENT FUCK IM CRYING IM ALSO SAYING SAM BEING BROTHER FIGURE TO TOMMH PLASE WHATS HAPPENING

the thing about brasilian ppl is that we love heavily and deeply, our language is one of poetry and song. we are masters of metaphor and lyricism in a way. that being said most of us do need mood stabilizers.

“babe no you can’t come over i’m editing wojaks”

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

Pay me.

- Sincerely! A black woman from Georgia!

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People, and I cannot stress this enough: just hire a graphic designer.

“On behalf of all cancer patients it’s very annoying when hospitals are full of people dying of preventable diseases”

“‘no Technoblade you don’t need to worry about making videos please rest!’ nah this isn’t about you bro”

“at the very least the speedrun music has stopped playing”

I hate Technoblade man how dare he be so effortlessly funny when talking about his cancer I feel like a terrible person for laughing

Imagine you're the leader of this powerful cult surrounding a telepathic egg that expands its vines and followers every day and the one that dares to defy you is a fucking child who never seems to die and his best friend holding his hand, both making fun of you

also a half enderman child vandalizing your posters with bad jokes

i hate olympics cuz i’m the strongest and fastest but i’m too shy to show anybody