The Mosquito That Just Landed In Front Of Me Doesn't Know How Lucky It Is That I Think All Life Is Sacred

vibin

i do appreciate that tumblr drafts list the creation timestamp but it is a bit embarrassing when looking through them

treating proglangs as fandoms

The problem with my brain (okay ONE OF the problems with my brain) is that I tend to mentally classify things as "done" or "not yet done", including jokes I've thought of. They're not done until I've posted them.

This would be fine except my brain also has the sense of humor of a 1950s gradeschool bully, so I'll be doing something like ordering from UberEats and it'll be like "More like GOOBER-EATS, AM I RIGHT?"

And ya'll don't need to see that. It's not worth it. But until I post it, my brain will forever consider that a todo item, and it will annoy me

i will not elaborate any further

fuck dude it sure is