Atariorgeen - Fantasyfreak

Loki the series really said "you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero"

imperial intelligence subordinate: darth jadus is here to see you again.

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Just imagine somebody inviting the sith and jedi for dinner, (with a rule of no fighting or killing) how would the sith react

who arranged this dinner?? 

vader: sits right across from obi-wan, an ominous staring contest silently brewing between them. whenever obi-wan lifts a forkful of food to his mouth, vader flings it across the room, aiming for yoda. that’s what you get, you shitty green goblin.

sidious: “so how about that order 66, crazy amiright lmao”

maul: also sitting near obi-wan, biting into his food ferociously—not that obi-wan is phased much anymore (”please maul, at least chew with your mouth closed”). it is taking a lot of restraint to not kill every jedi sitting there. grins maliciously at qui-gon, who gives him the middle finger.

savage: he hates all of them. they only think of him as a monster, and he doesn’t bother to correct them. pays more attention to his food than any of the jedi, except for that eeth koth dude. that’s a zabrak, right?? why is his hair so long?? eeth mistakes his staring for hostility and scooches away from him.

asajj: she taunts the jedi sitting around her, especially that luminara bitch (”barriss really did look better with my lightsabers. not that you ever cared, of course”). attempts to shove a fork down quinlan vos’s throat. 

dooku: doesn’t say anything, eating slowly and elegantly while peering condescendingly at the jedi. the amount of insufferable fools at dinner has doubled, only this time they’re all self-righteous bastards. avoids eye-contact with qui-gon

kylo: he should hate all of them, he really should, but he can’t help the curiosity brewing in his mind. some of them look so fierce and angry… that windu guy especially. of course he flings some of his food at obi-wan in honor of grandpa vader.

nihilus: wears a “kiss the chef” apron even though he didn’t make the food. any jedi who try to make conversation with him start to feel weary, except for qui-gon. qui-gon is interesting and has pretty hair. 

grievous: yet another person who has it out for obi-wan. since he can’t eat, he’s the one serving the food. all of obi-wan’s portions are pitiful, unless it’s a food he dislikes (”HAVE ANOTHER SERVING OF BANTHA LIVER, GENERAL”).

inquisitor: behaves like dooku, but with a lot more talking. offers his raw slices of meat to the disgusted jedi–except for eeth koth and shaak ti, who graciously accept food befitting their carnivorous palate. at first he’s bitter and snarky with his former friends, but slowly becomes civil and even… friendly?  

lana: basically the only nice one at the table. strikes up a nice conversation with mace windu, actually getting him to smile (thus crumbling reality and plunging the star wars universe into chaos)

bonus!revan: the one who arranged the dinner. his spinach dip is delicious.

i have to say i didn't really get lokius when i watched season 1, but then in s2 i saw mobius grab loki's waist and them building an emotionally healthy and mutually supportive relationship and acting like nobody else is in the room when they talk to each other and if i don't make it back and you'll make it back and dates at the movie theatre and dates at the fair and you're the god of mischief and all of a sudden i knew what y'all were talking about all along

@deadcatwithaflamethrower​ I was just linked this and I felt you needed to see it. I cannot stop laughing and I’m wheezing from the effort of trying to stop.

I love facial expressions in this game ❤️❤️😅

THIS SPECIFIC MOUNTAIN PICTURE.

Fanfics on AO3 are very well tagged these days. You see barely a few authors (mostly amateurs) who don’t tag their works. Most of the time, if there are no tags, then there are summaries and warnings listed in the author notes.

So if you’re reading a well-tagged work and going to comment shit about it, don’t. You know what you’re going to find in there. If it’s not something you like, just leave.

Don’t harass those authors, man. These platforms are just creative outlets to most of them, an escape from their realities. A lot of times, these are the things that keep them going. Don’t be an asshole about it.

Don’t like, don’t engage. It really is that simple.

If you’re really brimming with hate that much, find some other ways to let it out. Idk, maybe smash a plate, pick up a sport, whatever. Just don’t hate on people for doing what they can to keep going while not harming others.

Damn, but the audacity people have here to put others down like that. Yikes.