“It’s Just A Morality Tale, It’s Obvious Which Gift Is Best, Which One You’d Choose –”

Would the swtor equivalent of buzzfeed be known as BlastFeed

But imagine

THIS WEEK, ON THE HOLONET:

BLASTFEED: 22 hilarious memes to read before you get cut in half by your apprentice

BLASTFEED: An Ex-Slave Just Defeated A Darth In A Kaggath And Took His Seat And We’re All Losing It

BLASTFEED: 18 Of The Most Screwed Up Force Users

There’s so much potential and I’m cackling, please post ideas!!!

@deadcatwithaflamethrower​ I was just linked this and I felt you needed to see it. I cannot stop laughing and I’m wheezing from the effort of trying to stop.

I like that Kate Lethbridge-Stewart apparently just goes through the Doctor's old contacts list, rings them up, and offers them a job

I never knew I have a fear of falling before I went to Arcanum, what the hell is this place and why are there no walkways.

ive been thinking about this for an indecorous amount of time✌️😞

hear me out if kakashi knew that tobi was obito and met him during the prime akatsuki time, he would have had such a bad gay panic it hurt to look

and im so happy with the look obi has, hes like gay evil bitch and yes it was on purpose

oh my GOD the republic fleet is REPULSIVE. all that brown and gold??? ATROCIOUS. water fountains? LAME AS HELL. nasty brown floors? LOOKS LIKE MCDONALD BATHROOM. weird yellowish lighting? DISGUSTING AND GOD AWFUL.

now the IMPERIAL FLEET? HELL yeah. all that grey and black and red? GORGEOUS AS HELL. those sharp angles and fluorescent lights? SO RAD. shiny hexagonal floors? VERY NICE! hazardous bottomless pits? FUCKING AWESOME

Praying that they find Naya Rivera safe and this is all just a misunderstanding. Praying for her family, her son, and those she touched.

Just imagine somebody inviting the sith and jedi for dinner, (with a rule of no fighting or killing) how would the sith react

who arranged this dinner?? 

vader: sits right across from obi-wan, an ominous staring contest silently brewing between them. whenever obi-wan lifts a forkful of food to his mouth, vader flings it across the room, aiming for yoda. that’s what you get, you shitty green goblin.

sidious: “so how about that order 66, crazy amiright lmao”

maul: also sitting near obi-wan, biting into his food ferociously—not that obi-wan is phased much anymore (”please maul, at least chew with your mouth closed”). it is taking a lot of restraint to not kill every jedi sitting there. grins maliciously at qui-gon, who gives him the middle finger.

savage: he hates all of them. they only think of him as a monster, and he doesn’t bother to correct them. pays more attention to his food than any of the jedi, except for that eeth koth dude. that’s a zabrak, right?? why is his hair so long?? eeth mistakes his staring for hostility and scooches away from him.

asajj: she taunts the jedi sitting around her, especially that luminara bitch (”barriss really did look better with my lightsabers. not that you ever cared, of course”). attempts to shove a fork down quinlan vos’s throat. 

dooku: doesn’t say anything, eating slowly and elegantly while peering condescendingly at the jedi. the amount of insufferable fools at dinner has doubled, only this time they’re all self-righteous bastards. avoids eye-contact with qui-gon

kylo: he should hate all of them, he really should, but he can’t help the curiosity brewing in his mind. some of them look so fierce and angry… that windu guy especially. of course he flings some of his food at obi-wan in honor of grandpa vader.

nihilus: wears a “kiss the chef” apron even though he didn’t make the food. any jedi who try to make conversation with him start to feel weary, except for qui-gon. qui-gon is interesting and has pretty hair. 

grievous: yet another person who has it out for obi-wan. since he can’t eat, he’s the one serving the food. all of obi-wan’s portions are pitiful, unless it’s a food he dislikes (”HAVE ANOTHER SERVING OF BANTHA LIVER, GENERAL”).

inquisitor: behaves like dooku, but with a lot more talking. offers his raw slices of meat to the disgusted jedi–except for eeth koth and shaak ti, who graciously accept food befitting their carnivorous palate. at first he’s bitter and snarky with his former friends, but slowly becomes civil and even… friendly?  

lana: basically the only nice one at the table. strikes up a nice conversation with mace windu, actually getting him to smile (thus crumbling reality and plunging the star wars universe into chaos)

bonus!revan: the one who arranged the dinner. his spinach dip is delicious.

Vaylin was trouble from the start. She made furniture move while she was still in the womb. Tore droids apart as a toddler. Once, a guard dropped a ball she tossed. Vaylin crippled him.

Star Wars: The Old Republic scenery - Tatooine.