Copia Sketch I Made On A Train Ride

So accurate 😍

True love

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Sodo lost a horn 👿 He lost a part of himself for a moment

Thinking about Cirrus when they get back from tour...

Skipping out on the return festivities, shutting herself in her room. Alone for the first time in weeks, and she fully just deflates and slinks into bed. Exhausted doesn't even begin to describe it, like every bit of her is made of lead. Poor girl is worn to the bone, and finally being home it hits her and she crumbles under the stress she'd been shrugging off.

Aether finds her after seeing an empty seat at dinner, laying silent in the dark. Curled up, clutching her pillow, she looks small and fragile. It breaks his heart. He sits on the edge of her bed and asks if she's okay, her shrug is as noncommittal as it gets. Asks if he can stay, and her nod is weak but certain.

He lays next to her, pulls her in tight to his chest and buries his face in her hair. Cirrus nearly melts into him, sighing shakily, arm thrown around him clutching the back of his shirt to make sure he doesn't go anywhere. She breathes him in, hides her face in his chest, and everything spills out. It's muffled and muddled by her tears but it still jabs at his heart all the same.

"It wasn't the same without you."

"I couldn't hold us together like you did."

"I was so scared to fail them."

"I can't lead them."

"I'm going to let you down."

And Aether just holds her tighter, even closer, he thinks she might just find a way to climb into his ribs so they never have to part again.

He tells her how he'd have never asked this of her if he didn't think she could. They all respect her, love her, trust her - as does he. Aether reminds her that she brought them all home to him, kept them in one piece, guided the fresh summons...No easy task, but she managed, and he's beyond proud of her. Most importantly, she kept Dew and Swiss from getting in some sort of legal trouble which was the hardest part of the job.

As if to get closer, their tails entwine and she lets out a half sob half laugh and sniffles.

He kisses her head and reminds her for the hundredth time since she walked through the door that he missed her.

The Fifteenth Doctor's new Sonic! ⚡️

silly dews view vs mountains view idk why i made this

Day 12 - Ghoul

prompt by @kristallpoesie

Tip jar

It’s been more than an hour someone please help Swiss

We rise and we fall

And we break

And we make our mistakes