Gigachad Qui Gon Would Never Leave Shmi In Slavery. Source: I Said So

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Cara gave it to him

i’m cackling at the idea of a clergy member hitting terzo’s decapitated head with a hammer because they “just gotta make sure”

was writing a kallus scene for postmortem and had a realization

oh my god guys it's their my wife!!

Hermione ✨

I'm looking for a 00Q fic I read on ao3 but I can't find it. It's a getting together story where MI6 are field testing weapons, it was some sort of a training camp??? They were staying overnight and Q and Bond were shearing a bed/bunk/whatever they had in that tent, there was a lot of other typical MI6 people around. If someone knows where I can find it please write, I would love to read it again

jaskier has known geralt for so long that he can read him like a book. he’s memorized every shift in his posture, knows what it means when he flexes his fingers or taps his foot on the floor or his mouth twitches almost imperceptibly

and over the years, he’s become very familiar with interpreting geralt’s emotive hmm’s, down to every inflection and lilt in his tone, even though nobody else knows what on earth is going on 

someone asks geralt for a favor at an obscure bar

geralt, emotionless: hmm

jaskier, not even bothering to look up from his food: he said no

a drunk rando: look, the butcher of blaviken!

geralt: hmm

jaskier, taking a sip of his drink: i suggest you run

ciri: geralt, can you help me with this?

geralt, in another room: hmm

jaskier, in yet another room: he’ll be right there!

jaskier, strumming a new tune on his lute: how does this sound?

geralt: hmm

jaskier: yeah, i like it too

in the middle of an argument

jaskier: are you even listening?

geralt: hmm

jaskier: oh - you - how dare - don’t even start -

sometimes they have entire conversations where it’s just jaskier rambling, pausing briefly so geralt can go hmm, before he goes right? that’s exactly what i thought, and everyone else around them is completely baffled because how the hell does he understand him?

it gets to the point where people immediately look to jaskier to translate when geralt is being particularly unresponsive

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jaskier: what are we gonna do once we get back to the inn?

geralt: hmm

jaskier, letting out a scandalized gasp: geralt, save it for the bedroom!

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.