Honestly Genuinly Wondered How Exactly Do They Answer Kid's Questions Like This Or Any Other Silly Question

“Moon…” You use your sternest voice possible like someone would their pet when they were about to do something they were trained not to do. “No.”

“Moon, YES!”

“Moony, don’t— ” Sun tries to grab hold of his sibling as he pushes past him. “Moon!”

“God DAMNIT, Moon Moon!” You throw the wipes on the floor as you and Sun begin running after the slightly-more-unhinged-than-usual Moon.

You want to say you don’t get paid nearly enough for this but that would be lying. You probably got paid more than a few salaried positions out there.

“Why are you like this?!” You cry out, but Moon doesn’t even acknowledge you. Too blinded by a combination of rage and nighttime protocols.

Besides, it was a stupid question.

You already knew why he was like this.

I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.

this why fugo left the gang

like or reblog if you save.

People on tiktok are like oh you like an animatronic that’s so weird that’s so weird.

I think they would be very unhappy to see my other choices.

it really is abbacchio.

some doodles I did in for the Solar Lunacy chapter I'm writing

They are JESTERS, my friend, smiles are their specialty.

My Sun and Moon WIPS for Mermay, plus the AU of my already x reader AU Solar Lunacy, but Mermay-ified.

POV you saved two weird fish when you were younger so they saved you later in life. You have no memory of these mercreatures.What a great time.

Potentially considering a 3-shot fic for this for Mermay~

I have more doodles from the Mermay stream but Tumblr wont let me put them all in one post smh. More comin.

I’m late . Happy Birthday Giorno🍮