we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
no thoughts just creampies
Beeku!
I saw so many cool Miku designs this weeks, I wanted to contribute something extremely stupid lol
My parents core :3
making a collection
Imagine a hermaphrodite that has both a girldick and a boy pussy.
“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop
Mines dread
Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?
Yeah it’s called sleep
The army really asked "Hey, what do you think would fit the aesthetic of employing vulnerable teenagers to risk their lives over a nefarious goal they don't even know, I'm asking because we want to set up a recruiting event at the Anime Con".
Then some PR lackey was like, "you won't believe it I know the exact show"
Just a pancake floating though the void with my raccoon boyfriend :3
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