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The people of Natlan refiling their volcano with liquid phlogiston during the shortage 500 years ago.

We truly are surrounded by the greatest philosophers of our kind. Amen bestie, spread thine truth.

an angel would fuck a streetlamp and it would be nothing. it would be like a dog thoughtlessly rutting against a couch: pure instinctual pleasure chasing with something that may elicit but not share in your libido. but if an angel fucked a cell tower then viable offspring could very well result

"How could anyone ever like Ashley she sucks so bad"

You're right she does but also I understand literally everything she has ever said in her entire life (I adore her)

Y'all paying for CBT? Goth girl down the street from me does it free smh.

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

Imagine a hermaphrodite that has both a girldick and a boy pussy.

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website