Tumblr Tuesday: Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

trash pandas

before the show 🪄

I love all kinds of fanart of Vash. I like it when he is depicted as a long limbed twink who is spindly and clumsy.

But I have a different kind of appreciation when he is drawn as the brick SHITHOUSE that he is. Like this man's shoulder should be wide enough to not fit through the damn doorframe. He is clumsy because he is so large and still wears an oversized coat to hide that fact.

He should need indicator lights and blare "beep-beep" when he turns around or moves backwards. He is a himbo in my mind comparable with Kronk.

Yes, ik he canonically isn't massively tall, hence he isn't crazy wide either, BUT in my head he is 7ft tall and nothing will sway me on that. So I will always greatly appreciate any art where he looks like a damn goliath.

Sleeping

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

r/anarchychess is my new favorite sub i love circlejerk subs and its so funny that theres one for chess

ive been trying to recreate the final supper in animal jam but its. so tedious. i've spent weeks on it

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me: