We need to create a group where we can shout, scream and cry about haikyuu fanfics. Like right now.
Msby 4 in the national team
Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.
Sakusa : What are you doing?
Atsumu : Just practicing!
Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?
Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.
Sakusa : We're not even married yet?
Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!
Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.
Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!
Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?
Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...
Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??
Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.
Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?
Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!
Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?
Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!
Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)
Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!
Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!
Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*
The rest of the team :
Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-
Kageyama : They are.
im actually the furthest thing from normal over haikyuu its to the point where i cant even begin to describe the hold it has on me like i just . have Soo many emotions tew many feelings and its all so overwhelming i cant even cry because ITS TOO MUCH
only sports anime can pull of a fist bump with the emotional intimacy of a kiss
My queen!
Uryu: The next person who says "weird flex but ok" is going to get a kick to the shin.
Rukia: Preposterous boast but alas.
"Boys at school never looks at me. Taylor's the one they look at." But make it haikyuu.
Hinata - "Kageyama is the one they look at."
He is the talented setter, the genius, the extremely hard working volleyball player. Because of whom Hinata came into limelight. Without whom, Hinata is useless.
Until,
"Shouyou-kun, I'll set for you one day."
The first one to offer him.
No, because if the MSBY vs Schweiden Adlers match doesn't get properly animated, I'm actually gonna take everyone out with a bazooka before downing drain cleaner
"Forever young" but it's literally anyone in haikyuu cuz I can bet their best lives was when they played highschool volleyball
everyone reblog and put in the tags your most absolute favourite haikyuu fic. doesnt matter what ship what trope but ohh your absolute reccs.
he’s so 🥺 i’m gonna cry