Grant Me The Serenity To Kill You With A Brick, The Courage To Kill You With A Brick, And The Wisdom

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

nice trauma you got there. wanna bond over it?

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other 

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

hey i saw your blog and i think your vibes are terrible. i am in love with you