“can I Call U?🥺” No U Cannot Goodnight

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

new rule

if you fight your dad and win you become the dad

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess