I Once Made A Text Post That Got 33 Notes Maybe You Should Think Before You Talk To Me That Way

are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?

me, shoving my repressed feelings back into the void: wew! that was wild, huh

*calls you captain in a gay way*

its not gal on gal. its bro sex

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

Are y’all like gay or something

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart

rotting in your bed all by yourself, beautiful?