Why Listen To These So-called "experts" When You Could Listen To Me, A Guy Who Visibly Isn't Well

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.

are you obsessed with me? were you obsessed with me? will you be obsessed with me? when will you be obsessed with me?

fuckkkk spilled some awesomesauce on my huge cleavage

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff