I Am Not Immune To Little Items. If There's A Thingy I Need It. 1million Knick Knacks.

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing aura and your rabid charm.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

oh of COURSE "miss"demeanor and murd"her" are illegal. just admit you hate to see women having fun....

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.