Aubrio

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

Men be fighting demons and it's just bisexuality.

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out