I Love When Sibling Characters Are Fucked Up From The Same Event But In Opposite Ways

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

feeling emotionally vulnerable so ill be walking around with a sword for the rest of the day

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley

your blorbo should not be at the club. they'd ruin the vibe if i'm honest

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered