Pspspsps (me Calling You Into Bed For Cuddles)

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

People are so weird “my heart beats faster when you are around and I get all hot and bothered” sound alike your allergic honey

ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

Men be fighting demons and it's just bisexuality.

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

man i have really great tits

What do you do for a living

i try my best

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

how dare you not to notice me when i’m ignoring you